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"Mismatched and Disheveled"

by Dan Holmes ASCAP (c) 2007, Soup Kitchen Records

Mastered at Royal Studios in Memphis, TN

Mass produced at Discmakers

MUSICIANS:

1. Only Love You 2:55
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Percussion
Dave Clawson Drums
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass
Duke Tumatoe Guitar

2. Zachariah 3:15
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Organ, Drums, Percussion
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass
R.J. Howson Guitar
Karl Liechty Alto & Tenor Sax

3. Dreams 4:36
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano
Steve Brunner Drums
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass
Andy Kopis Tenor Sax

4. Shrimp Juice 3:38
Dan Holmes Vocals, Organ, Bass, Drums, Percussion
R.J. Howson Guitar
Andy Kopis Tenor Sax

5. Mistaken Identity 5:07
Dan Holmes Vocals, Rhodes, Percussion
Dave Humphrey Drums
Bill Ritter Bass
Andy Kopis Tenor Sax

6. The Sun Will Rise Again 3:23
Dan Holmes Vocals, Wurlitzer, Piano, Bass Drum
Steve Brunner Snare Drum
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass
Karl Liechty Alto & Tenor Sax

7. Mismatched and Disheveled 3:42
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Drums, Percussion
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass

8. Sweet Pea 2:22
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Drums,
Bill Ritter Electric Upright Bass

9. Fool’s Gold 4:00
Dan Holmes Vocals, Wurlitzer, Melodica, Bass, Guitars, Drums, Percussion

10. Late To Your Own Funeral 2:52
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Bass, Drums, Percussion

11. Happiness 3:33
Dan Holmes Vocals, Wurlitzer, Drums, Percussion
Bill Ritter Bass

12. Wonder What Are The Words 4:28
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano
Steve Brunner Drums
Bill Ritter Bass
Andy Kopis Tenor Sax
R.J. Howson Guitar

13. My Time Is Up 5:47
Dan Holmes Vocals, Piano, Trumpet, Percussion
Dave Humphrey Drums, Vocals
Bill Ritter Bass, Vocals
Andy Kopis Soprano & Tenor Sax
Ben Vokits Tuba
Karl Liechty Alto & Tenor Sax
Charlie Krone Trombone
Brandi Jones Vocals

LYRICS:

Only Love You -
We started having trouble when another man came through / I came home from work and found him trying on my shoes / I haven’t been the same, love since you left without a trace / Then you stole my albums like a slap across my face / I got to find you ‘cause I got a mind to / Maybe blind you / But I’m resigned to / Only love you / You left a note that said you might be back again someday / You took the kitchen table and left me a TV tray / I haven’t been the same, love without you I’ve been so lost / I’d pay any price to get you back but I can’t afford the cost / I got to find you ‘cause I got a mind to / Maybe blind you / But I’m resigned to / Only love you / I did not expect you to stick around me for so long / I use to wish you’d leave me now I’m sad that you are gone / I haven’t been the same, love you probably figured that by now / I use to get the milk for free, but I lost the whole damn cow / I got to find you ‘cause I got a mind to / Maybe blind you / But I’m resigned to / Only love you, only love you

Zachariah -
You’ll find the old man down by the river / He’ll fish ‘till there’s no fish to catch / He pretends to avenge Zachariah / Who cast his line & met his match / A trout popped out of the water / And grabbed Zachariah by the throat / Dove down into the depths of the river / And left behind nothing but his coat / Zachariah was eaten by a fish / Zachariah had one dying wish / Zachariah left a note in the pocket of his coat but we think it was his grocery list / It said, “Aluminum foil and some butter, spice it up with some Old Bay” / He’s gonna catch that trout and turn it inside out / At least he was until his fateful day / We can only guess the trout was thinking / Revenge must be somewhere near the top / Zachariah put the hook through the fishes’ face / And a hooked trout never stops / Zachariah was eaten by a fish / Zachariah had one dying wish / Zachariah left a note in the pocket of his coat but we think it was his grocery list / So the old man pretends to avenge him / By making all the fishes extinct / That malicious fish will make a delicious dish / If he doesn’t let his sanity sink

Dreams -
Every night I tend to see the same scene / When I close my eyes and start to dream / When all the burdens of my day are gone / Subconscious starts to carry on / I think about a day long ago / Grandfather sat with me when I was four / He pushed a toy car down into my hand / Said, play hard before you become a man / Soon I will age to one hundred and three / And come to find a grand-baby version of me / I can’t see myself in such a tiny size / I know I’ll have to wipe my eyes / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Dreams are the best of things / Talk with my friends about what used to be / What used to take forever now moves so quickly / When we’d all pile in the back of my car / I never thought that I would make it this far / If the old me from way back when / Could see me now trying to put a positive spin / On the world I used to view as dark and grey, I wonder if things would’ve still turned out this way / So I try to put a smile on my face / I hope to make the world a better place / News only shows death and misery / Makes it so hard to stay happy / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Don’t you have pride in your dreams? / Dreams are the best of things

Mistaken Identity -
I walked down my street, the other night / Passed by a house, heard a ferocious fight / Some gal ran out, and said, “Mister, can you help me please?” / Before I spoke, I felt a hand on my back / Spun me around, he began an attack / Hit me so hard, I collapsed down to my knees / I wouldn’t have been there, the chances are good / But it’s been my lot in life to be somewhat misunderstood / I stopped trying to fight because I don’t know what might happen to me, it’s always / Just another case in mistaken identity / Went to the pub, shot some pool with my friend / I sunk the eight, then the cops busted in / They asked my buddy, “Do you own a blue Chevrolet?” / My buddy looked at me, with guilt in his eyes / Turned toward the officer, out came his lies / My so-called-friend pointed at me and said, “He sold it to me today” / I wouldn’t have been there, the chances are good / But it’s been my lot in life to be somewhat misunderstood / I stopped trying to fight because I don’t know what might happen to me, it’s always just another case in mistaken identity / I came home, after my night in jail / Went to the box, I got my mail / It said, “You may have won a Million Dollar Prize!” / I shook my head, I walked inside / Kicked off my shoes, my brain was fried / Ed McMahon danced through my head as I closed my eyes / I wouldn’t have been there, the chances are good / But it’s been my lot in life to be somewhat misunderstood / I stopped trying to fight because I don’t know what might happen to me, it’s always just another case in mistaken identity

The Sun Will Rise Again -
St. Bernard may have lost its home / It learned to swim through toxic foam / Ain’t got no place to stay / Didn’t mean to swim away / Now it barely stands on its own / Things may look grim / But the sun will rise again / Yes, the sun will rise again / A few stormy nights did the trick / Streets were lined with mud three foot thick / Magnolia’s back in bloom / The roots got to have their room / Water FEMA gave might make you sick / Tough times now and then / But the sun will rise again / Yes, the sun will rise again / Firefighters help both day and night / Reporters in boats show the world the sight / Lost everything they own / Lost the house they used to call a home / They begin to rebuild with all their might / You’ll never lose your friends / And the sun will rise again / Yes, the sun will rise again

Mismatched & Disheveled -
I can’t get it together, Lord knows I’ve tried / ome days I’m amazed that I’m still alive / Six in the morning’s too early for me / To try to figure what kind of day it’s gonna be / Hit the snooze with all my might, boy, I’m in trouble / Wish I could sleep at night, but I’m mismatched & disheveled / I got dressed this morning, running late as usual / Jumped in my car, got stuck behind a bus, taking the kids to school / Wanted to stop to get a cup coffee / Knew if I was late they’d probably fire me / Can’t afford to lose my job, boy, I’m in trouble / Wish I weren’t such a slob, I’m mismatched & disheveled / Oh, Great Spirit, it’s to you I pray / Please send some sensibilities my way / And if you are looking down on me / Sorry about the mess, I didn’t expect company / I pulled up to the building, where I sit and waste away / I got out, put my key in the lock, but it wouldn’t turn today / Maybe my prayers had finally been answered / I wasn’t even sure if they’d ever been heard / If I don’t take this as a sign, boy, I’m in trouble / Wish I had a little more time, I’m mismatched & disheveled / Mismatched & disheveled / Mismatched & disheveled

Sweet Pea -
Sweet pea, you don’t do nothing for me / Keep strutting your stuff for all the guys to see / Your lipstick is just a bit too thick / You trying to turn me on or are you turning a trick / Maybe you’re just a lovely lady / In a little too deep in something little bit shady / Hot stuff looking for who’s tough / You keep batting your eyes but enough is enough / Sweet Pea, don’t you come around me / You ain’t nothing but trouble, bringing me misery / Sweet Pea, I won’t tell you again / It shouldn’t take forever, Time to put yourself together with your lipstick and your leather and you kind of look like sin / It’s about time you give me a sign / I thought I had till eight now it’s a quarter of nine / Get back, cut me some slack / My clothes are starting to look like a potato sack / Too hot, your engine’s almost shot / Your seat is comfortable but your shocks are not / You’re gonna break down while you’re driving around / But there’s always more mechanics in other towns / Sweet Pea, don’t you come around me / You ain’t nothing but trouble, bringing me misery / Sweet Pea, I won’t tell you again / It shouldn’t take forever, Time to put yourself together with your lipstick and your leather and you kind of look like sin

Fool’s Gold -
Where has my baby gone? Where has my baby gone? Where has my baby gone? I’ve searched for her / But it’s getting old / It’s like fool’s gold / It draws you in and makes you feel alright / But when you get through the night / You find it’s kind of useless / I told all of my friends what I found last night / Though it’s pretty and bright / It still just amounts to fools gold, fools gold / Where has my lover gone? Where has my lover gone? Where has my lover gone? I’ve searched for her / But it’s getting old / It’s like fool’s gold / It draws you in and makes you feel alright / But when you get through the night / You find it’s kind of worthless / I told all of my friends what I found last night / Though it’s pretty and bright / It still just amounts to fools gold, fools gold

Late To Your Own Funeral -
You’re getting ready, my nerves are unsteady, I know / You started at seven, now it’s half past eleven, let’s go / If being late became a sin, Think the devil did you in / Gonna give it to you straight, you’d be late to your own funeral / It took an hour for you to shower and scrub / Could you start movin’, so we can go groove in the club / If being late was a disease, I think you might die with ease / Gonna give it to you straight, you’d be late to your own funeral / You’re too late, too slow, you missed out, can’t go downtown / Your hair is all messed up, so why wear your dress-up gown / If being late became a crime, I think you might do some time / Gonna give it to you straight, you’d be late to your own funeral

Happiness -
Happiness is a state of mind, and my mind is in a state of wonder / Wonder if I will ever find, what casts the shadow I stand under / I think maybe I could smile one day, if I could only hear my baby say / I love you, only you, yes I do, yes I do now I love you / Happiness would overtake my soul, keep me above the clouds ‘till I get old / In my heart I keep a special place, that beats double time when I see her face / Happiness can set you free, but freedom can be expensive / Don’t be afraid to pay the fee, the rewards will be extensive / Priceless diamonds in the sky at night, makes me remember everything’s alright / I love you, only you, yes I do, yes I do now I love you / Happiness might have its numbered days, unless she tells me in so many ways / Her heart keeps beating just for me, and she is the only one I see / Happiness has come again, and it’s taken the form of my lover / I never want our time to end, she’s the one for me and no other / All my sadness gone without a trace, every time I see her pretty face, she says / I love you, only you, yes I do, yes I do now I love you / Happiness has taken over my life, since she decided to become my wife / My is heart beating stronger everyday, because of the things that I hear her say / I love you, I need you, I want you, only you

Wonder What Are The Words -
Wonder what are the words / Wonder what is the way / Wonder how I could tell you / Wonder what I would say / I believe what you tell me / You’ve given me no reason to doubt / We’ve got so much yet between us / Let’s find out what it’s about / Would I be wrong to love / Would I be wrong to cry / Would you need me tomorrow / Or would you try to get by / I think we were together / Long before we’d begun / You say I should have known better / Maybe someday we can find a way / To say all the things you know we should say / But up until then right through the end / You know you’ll still be my friend / That’s why I still try to keep our time as ours and I / Wonder what are the words / Wonder what is the way / Wonder how I could tell you / Wonder what I would say / I believe what you tell me / You’ve given me no reason to doubt / We’ve got our whole lives together / Let’s find out what it’s about

My Time Is Up -
So they lowered my box down into the ground / Covered it with dirt, you know what they found? / I’ve got more life dead than I did alive / Going to the place I succeed when I try / I’m going up, up, up through the blue / I’m looking down, down, down on all of you / I’m going up, up, up through the blue / I’m looking down, down, down on all of you / I had to make my eternal bed, just so I could clear my head / I hope it doesn’t take as long for you / I’m going up, up, up through the blue / I’m looking down, down, down on all of you / They closed my box and put me down, I once was lost but now I’m found / I hope it doesn’t take as long for you / I’m going up, up, up through the blue / I’m looking down, down, down on all of you / I let my last years slip away, now I dancing everyday / I hope it doesn’t take as long for you / I’m going up, up, up through the blue / I’m looking down, down, down on all of you / I took too long to right my wrongs, now all I’ve got is to sing my song / I hope it doesn’t take as long for you

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